Pistachio Disguisey : Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club. Turtle, turtle, turtle! Devlin Bowman : I think it's time for you to go. Pistachio Disguisey : this is what I want you to do.
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On September 11th, , something happened that changed American life forever. It was a momentous day whose impact was so profound, widespread and long-lasting that American history can usefully be divided into two categories: pre and post. Everyone knows where they were when this historic event occurred. The world was never the same. Are you a member of the Turtle Club? Pistachio is taking the name of the Turtle Club way too seriously in that he thinks that it means that in order to belong, to fit in, to literally be a member of the club you need to look like a turtle, act like a turtle, and possibly be a turtle as well in in addition to communicating how a turtle presumably would if it acquired the gift of speech yet retained the same level of sub-human intelligence. Human person here! Another human being! Always great to run into another one of those!
In Palermo, Italy , Fabbrizio Disguisey, the latest in a long line of secret agents known as "Masters of Disguise", breaks up a smuggling ring run by the evil Devlin Bowman while disguised as Bo Derek. Not wanting his infant son Pistachio to receive the same dangerous future lifestyle as he and his lineage, Fabbrizio decides to keep his family's nature a secret. In the present, Fabbrizio runs an Italian restaurant in America with his wife and Pistachio. Bowman, fresh out of jail after twenty years, kidnaps Fabbrizio and "Mama", forcing Fabbrizio to use his talents to steal legendary artifacts around the world to reestablish Bowman's smuggling ring. After Fabbrizio's disappearance, Pistachio is visited by his grandfather, who reveals Pistachio's heritage and begins training him. Pistachio gets the basics down and his grandfather gets him an assistant, Jennifer Baker, who is a little confused about what the job entails. The two find one of Bowman's cigars in the alley where his parents were kidnapped that leads them to the "Turtle Club" where it was made and they learn of Bowman's scheme, as well as that he will be at an antiques fair the next day. Pistachio and Jennifer go to the fair, with Pistachio disguised as an elderly woman. Bowman invites Jennifer to a party at his house. Pistachio goes to the party in disguise and distracts Bowman while Jennifer looks for clues.